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Post by Dave Silk (ex shottermiller) on Nov 12, 2020 20:02:19 GMT 1
What with the special exemption for Iceland to play at Wembley and now this it's a bl**dy joke
The Department for Transport said in a statement: "The government has also announced a limited exemption for a small number of Danish and Icelandic national football players to travel from the UK to Copenhagen and back, without the need to self-isolate, to take part in upcoming international football fixtures.
As much as I love football all these games taking place take the biscuit; one rule for one and one for the other. There'll be squealing at their clubs when some go down with covid. It should be a complete shut down and that's it.
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Post by jackswoolyhat on Nov 13, 2020 14:30:21 GMT 1
I was rather hoping to open this thread and read a joke instead of more doom and gloom.
In case there are others who were also disappointed here's one any way:
MI5 recently foiled a terrorist plot to conceal a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti. They said had it gone off it could have spelt disaster.
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Post by westbank on Nov 13, 2020 22:25:39 GMT 1
Never trust an Atom it makes up everything
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Post by Rattlesnake on Nov 15, 2020 2:52:12 GMT 1
What 10 letter word begins with an 'N', ends with an 'n', and means constipation?
Nnnnnnnnnn!
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Post by Rattlesnake on Nov 15, 2020 2:53:28 GMT 1
A white horse goes into a pub...
The barman says "We've got a whisky name after you"...
The horse says "What, Eric?"
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Post by Rattlesnake on Nov 15, 2020 2:54:24 GMT 1
Sophie Ellis Bextor goes into a pub...
The barman says "Why the wide face?"
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